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The time has come to talk about names for things that end in -ho.
At work some of my colleagues use some business intelligence software called Pentaho.
Some revenge-bent person in marketing must have led them to name it that. Doesn't Pentaho suggest a five-fanged witch from hell?
I need to closely check their website for subliminal messages like buy our product and we will unleash the the evil bitches of death upon your enemies.
And this wonderful outfit, AROHO, that gives women grants to spend time writing has an acronym that makes me imaginge two people in a confrontation: Are a ho; not a ho, are so a ho too.
I have some tendonitis in my wrist and sometimes wear a brace that's black with the word Futuro on it. I'm sure it is pronounced FutureHo and I have noticed that wearing it unleashes my mutant superpower to mess with the space-time continuum and change people's futures. Ho is a big-time power word.
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